theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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