He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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