Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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