Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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