Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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