I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Randomize
