cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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