He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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