I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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