Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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