he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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