he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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