His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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