apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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