Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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