He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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