At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
the raccoons are back...
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