Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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