New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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