My girlfriend figured out who you are.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The ass gains better be worth it
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