i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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