Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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