The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Small penises have feelings too.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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