If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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