You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I skipped work to stalk him.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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