O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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