do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
do herpes really smell.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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