What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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