Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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