Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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