there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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