can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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