forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just googled if crying burns calories
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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