i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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