Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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