I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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