Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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