oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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