I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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