As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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