I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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