but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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