Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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