goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she peed on how many people?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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