ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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