I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
