you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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