how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
