i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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