Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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