i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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