Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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